Monday, March 30, 2009
Pretty
I've been styling my own hair for the past eight years. When I say styling, I mean cutting and when I say cutting, I mean shaving it off. I do this to myself every three months. As a result, I look like a human only about 30 days a year. Today is one of those days that happen to be at the end of every shaving cycle. In about a week I will voluntarily re-inflict baldness upon me and turn into a cue ball. But during these next seven days, I will be pretty, oh so pretty. Enjoy my beauty while you can, world.
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And your wife is OK with this? You must have a pretty bald-head too.
She carries a non-bald picture of me with her at all times so she can look at the picture whenever she's talking to me.
i am better looking than you.
That is an established fact. However, this post is about my beauty. You may write about your beauty on your own blog.
i thought maybe you forgot.
So Gawker, do you use "product"? ;-)
What is product?
Maybe this beautiful zambezi guy knows what product is.
why would a bald man use product?
unless i dont know what product means.
gawker- do you know that you look like humpty dumpty with the bald head and glasses?
You must be thinking of someone else. As far as I know, Humpty Dumpty never stayed in shape by working out in a gym. That is what eventually led to his fall. That and his idli-cheeks, youknowamsayin?
i presume you are calling me humpty dumpty.
Product like pricy mousse, gel etc. I heard this term first time on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy years ago.
zambezi : yes you presume rightly.
ggop : I don't use pricey anything, so no. But I'm not surprised zambezi knew what product meant.
yes, i use product.
What do you use..Keo Karpin hair oil?
LOL! Keo Karpin, Anoop tel - the things people use to not look like Captain Picard.
i will show you in person.
ggop : I applied Anoop once a long time ago. Killed off all the houseflies.
zambezi : You gonna beat me up? Bring it on homie.
Gawker, sdobbidNOW! Quit showing off that you have to shave to get a bald head. What about folks like me who don't have a choice?
J.A.P.
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