When I was young, my mom forbade me from wearing anything with vertical stripes because she believed it made me look longer and skinnier than I was and I was already quite long and skinny. Consequently, I had a shitload of horizontal stripes and not a single vertical stripe during my mid to late childhood.
I think now would be a good time for me to test if my mom's Vertical Stripes Theory does indeed hold water.
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i, on the contrary, had vertical stripes all along, so i'd look less chubby.
It is good that you won't have to change your garment philosophy midway through life.
why? Have you ended up becoming the pot bellied stumpy kind? sure, use the vertical stripes and let us see if they work !
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