Monday, March 30, 2009

Pretty

I've been styling my own hair for the past eight years. When I say styling, I mean cutting and when I say cutting, I mean shaving it off. I do this to myself every three months. As a result, I look like a human only about 30 days a year. Today is one of those days that happen to be at the end of every shaving cycle. In about a week I will voluntarily re-inflict baldness upon me and turn into a cue ball. But during these next seven days, I will be pretty, oh so pretty. Enjoy my beauty while you can, world.

19 comments:

Meenu said...

And your wife is OK with this? You must have a pretty bald-head too.

gawker said...

She carries a non-bald picture of me with her at all times so she can look at the picture whenever she's talking to me.

zambezi said...

i am better looking than you.

gawker said...

That is an established fact. However, this post is about my beauty. You may write about your beauty on your own blog.

zambezi said...

i thought maybe you forgot.

ggop said...

So Gawker, do you use "product"? ;-)

gawker said...

What is product?

gawker said...

Maybe this beautiful zambezi guy knows what product is.

zambezi said...

why would a bald man use product?
unless i dont know what product means.

gawker- do you know that you look like humpty dumpty with the bald head and glasses?

gawker said...

You must be thinking of someone else. As far as I know, Humpty Dumpty never stayed in shape by working out in a gym. That is what eventually led to his fall. That and his idli-cheeks, youknowamsayin?

zambezi said...

i presume you are calling me humpty dumpty.

ggop said...

Product like pricy mousse, gel etc. I heard this term first time on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy years ago.

gawker said...

zambezi : yes you presume rightly.

ggop : I don't use pricey anything, so no. But I'm not surprised zambezi knew what product meant.

zambezi said...

yes, i use product.

gawker said...

What do you use..Keo Karpin hair oil?

ggop said...

LOL! Keo Karpin, Anoop tel - the things people use to not look like Captain Picard.

zambezi said...

i will show you in person.

gawker said...

ggop : I applied Anoop once a long time ago. Killed off all the houseflies.

zambezi : You gonna beat me up? Bring it on homie.

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Gawker, sdobbidNOW! Quit showing off that you have to shave to get a bald head. What about folks like me who don't have a choice?

J.A.P.