Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bat out of hell

It is things like these that remind me of that Meatloaf song "Life is a lemon and I want my money back".
They also make me want to :
  1. Run headfirst into a brick wall.
  2. Swallow Gillette Mach3 razors or since they insist, their newest ones with 5 blades.
  3. Fist bump a cactus plant.
  4. Commit other random acts of violence on my own person.

2 comments:

RukmaniRam said...

doesn't look like sarah palin.

but oh wait, i have one that bears a striking resemblance to slightly charred bread. maybe I should auction it as the first piece of the bread burning campaign.

gawker said...

I am not sure whether it is the bread that looks like Sarah Palin or whether Sarah Palin in fact looks like charred bread.