They now think that the foul odor detected in Manhattan yesterday might have originated from New Jersey. Who would have guessed? Here's what you've got to do from now on, New York. Turn your air conditioners so they face towards Jersey. Got it? Towards. Not away from.
And New York, if you are really interested in finding out what the fuck that odor was, this is what you need to do : Cruise along the section of the New Jersey Turnpike that lies between New Brunswick and Kearny, keeping your car windows open. Not only will you manage to find your odor in the odor cocktail that accompanies this stretch of highway, but in case of a future odor attack, you will be able to tell your friends exactly where it originated from.
You are welcome.
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