Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sub

Indian guy at Subway : I will have the foot-long veggie patty sub.

Indian guy behind Subway counter : Do you want bacon on it?

8 comments:

KP said...

its a perfectly valid qn

doesnt mean that a person orders a veggie sandwich/subway he/she i s wholly vegetarian.. i order onion, tomato , cheese pizza (which in general is veg) with sausage, and other meat toppings

and it tastes fantastic

now that i think of it , it would be awesome to have a veggie patty with bacon in it.
i am having that fer lunch on monday

sherene said...

Well, what if it's a non-vegetarian who wants to have the veggie patty with some meat thrown on it? Duh!

gawker said...

ggop : yeah that's what the guy said through an agonized wiggling of his moustache.

kappa, sherene : You have obviously not had an American subway veggie patty. Only a strict vegetarian would voluntarily introduce it to his taste buds.

RukmaniRam said...

@gawker above: hey no fair! I love the veggie patty

gawker said...

Really? Are you vegetarian? I think it tastes a lot like cardboard but without the juiciness.

Sujatha Bagal said...

LOL! And it's called Veggie Max, by the way. Don't ask me how I know it.

gawker said...

Ah yes, veggie max and veggie delight. I've never seen a single Indian order anything other than those two in a Subway.

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?