Monday, May 25, 2009

Deck Garden

Deck garden is ready. Here is deck garden. This year I win the deck garden competition against my neighbor. Clearly visible in the background are neighbour's two flowers. Last year, I got my ass kicked in the deck garden competition but this year I win. Champagne in everybody's hair.

Send me money. I am broke due to the deck garden competition.

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11 comments:

sherene said...

By gosh, you have the nicest deck garden!

I'm broke too, having paid for internet connection this month just so I could admire your deck garden. Send me money too. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

That looks lovely. Now all you need is a rock wall and that will make your neighbor move out in shame.
AD

RukmaniRam said...

if i live in the us long enough, will i also begin to be bothered about deck garden competitions?

gawker said...

sherene : Thanks, perhaps the time is right for a deck garden creation and viewing fund.

bhad : I would build a rock wall, but the paperwork would be a nightmare. I would have to send them a picture of the proposed wall for approval.

Rukmani : It's either that or going to India and participating in "whose car is newer" competitions. Deck garden competitions are more economical.

Anonymous said...

I am glad I don't have to compete!!! One neighbor doesn't have a deck (HEAVEN)...the others have one but don't seen them at all!!!

Sam

gawker said...

If there's anything that the free market has taught us, it is that competition is good and keeps the economy going. Maybe you beautifying your deck will convince your neighbor to build one and create jobs in the process.

ggop said...

Dude you are a real life domestic Goddess.

gawker said...

Goddess? Why can't I be a God or at least one of those eunuch angels?

Serendipity said...

will u also add a lil rocking chair there?will that be a part of the welcome gift u promised me when u adopted me?

gawker said...

Serendipity : Nah, my neighbor already has a rocking chair. She'll think I ran out of original ideas. I can, however, install one of those Texas rodeo type mechanical bulls on my deck. It can rock as well and it will be original.

Sushma said...

Bah! No water feature eh?