Don't you think calling a second earthquake an "aftershock" kind of absolves the Earth of all responsibility? Why this euphemism? Just call 'em like they are, earthquake 1 and earthquake 2. Calling it an aftershock is like saying, alright Earth, you fucked our shit up with an earthquake but guess what, you get to do it again without additional penalty or infamy. We will just call it an aftershock. Don't do that, man, don't spoil her. You give Mama Earth an inch and she will take a mile.
It's like allowing someone to get away with a second murder as long as the guy commits it within a day or two of the first one. We would just call it an aftermurder. No one gets prosecuted for an aftermurder. After all, it's just a part of the entire murder experience.
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i so love you gawker..you know first thing...no actually much later in chronolgy but there nevertheless, i do in the day..is get here...
-mulcher
May be this
will help?
"After all, it's just a part of the entire murder experience."
:D :D
mulcher : Thank you..much appreciate it. Also, that reminds me, I gotta buy some mulch.
TGFI : Your links are informative, but I remain unconvinced. Each earthquake needs to be treated as a separate crime by the Justice department.
@TGFI: Actually, its this
awesome! i am loving your sarcasm and your take on things.
really cool blog.
was having a bad day. you just made me smile. just wanted to let you know.
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