Just so you don't panic this weekend, there will be no football on sunday. I repeat, if you turn on your television set on sunday and you do not see any football players playing football, please do not bang on the side of your tv because there is no football this sunday. There are trees outside and if you are in Miami or San Diego, avail yourself of this opportunity to sit underneath them and read books and such. If you are in the northeastern part of the US, drink.
Count to ten and if that doesn't help, count to twenty. Keep counting till you run out of numbers.
But bear in mind that there is no football this sunday.
This is a public service announcement. Brought to you by Barnes & Noble and Stolichnaya.
2 comments:
Hilarious !
If you are like me, you will be saying "Yay!! Today is make-hubby-do-work-around-the-house day :)"
Yes, I call it the "pretend to work around the house day".
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