Friday, January 16, 2009

What?

God was certainly looking out for all of us.

Actually no, jackass. God's the asshole who convinced that goose to fly into your plane engine. It was the pilot who was looking out for all of you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

God is still the hero because he convinced the pilot to go against his own plan. The pilot was just the supporting actor.
-Naveen.

RobRoy said...

Does God hate birds?

Anonymous said...

NO! he hates aircraft engines. they are evil godless satanic machines. The geese are a part of his divine plan. And the plan is for them to turn into a bloody pulp to foil satan's machinations.

machinations, machines, getit?

S

gawker said...

naveen : That's the beauty of being religious. Everything makes sense all the time.

Rob : He gave them a free license to crap all over everyone so I am guessing he likes them.

S : I get it at some level but I'm not sure where that level is.