On this issue of Please Desist, I hereby request the public to please desist from generating any more wisecracks having the following format :
"If I had a _____ for every ______, I would be ______."
This issue of Please Desist was inspired by some Republican chick on CNN saying :
"If I had a vat for every case of sour grapes from the Clintons, I would be drunk on wine right now."
So, please desist.
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