Two black men on two cellphones

Scene : Train station, agitated black guy, animatedly yelling at another black guy with a cellphone.

Black guy 1 : Yo, where's the train, man? It's 6:00.

Black guy 2, speaking on his cellphone presumably with his lady, in a heart-warming display of profane intimacy.

Black guy 2 : C'mon, baby, you heard me now, stop bitchin' at me.

Black guy 1 : It ain't never this late, man, something's wrong.

Black guy 2, still talking to his lady.

Black guy 2 : Oh c'mon, I ain't bullshittin' you, baby, I'm standing on the train station here, waiting for the train.

Black guy 1 : Hey, maybe we should be waiting on the other side.

Black guy 2 continues to speak on his cellphone using some extremely softspoken invective to make his case.

Black guy 1 : Yo let me call up Kiwi, he should already be on the train. Maybe we missed it.

Makes a call on his cellphone and speaks into it.

Black guy 1 : Kiwi. Yo Kiwi, can you hear me? KIWI. YO KIWI. KIWI.

Walks around the station yelling Kiwi for about an eternity and a half. Finally, concedes that the call has been dropped.

Black guy 1 : Yo, we missed the train man, it's never this late. We should wait till 6:10 and then walk over to the other side.

Black guy 2 continues to shovel his way into his lady's heart one shitload at a time.

Black guy 2 : Baby, baby, listen to me now, I ain't a motherfucker. You know that right. C'mon now, don't give me that shit.

Black guy 1 redials his friend on the train.

Black guy 1 : Kiwi. Hello, KIWI, you there? KIWI. YO, KIWI.

Kiwi appears to answer.

Black guy 1 : Hey man, what up, where you at? We've been waitin' for the train, what station you at now?

Pregnant pause.

Black guy 1 : What? You in Mexico? Ok man, talk to you later.

A few minutes later, a Kiwiless train rolls into the station, picking up Black guy 1 and Black guy 2 and restoring sanity back to the surroundings.