I've been styling my own hair for the past eight years. When I say styling, I mean cutting and when I say cutting, I mean shaving it off. I do this to myself every three months. As a result, I look like a human only about 30 days a year. Today is one of those days that happen to be at the end of every shaving cycle. In about a week I will voluntarily re-inflict baldness upon me and turn into a cue ball. But during these next seven days, I will be pretty, oh so pretty. Enjoy my beauty while you can, world.
And your wife is OK with this? You must have a pretty bald-head too.
ReplyDeleteShe carries a non-bald picture of me with her at all times so she can look at the picture whenever she's talking to me.
ReplyDeletei am better looking than you.
ReplyDeleteThat is an established fact. However, this post is about my beauty. You may write about your beauty on your own blog.
ReplyDeletei thought maybe you forgot.
ReplyDeleteSo Gawker, do you use "product"? ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat is product?
ReplyDeleteMaybe this beautiful zambezi guy knows what product is.
ReplyDeletewhy would a bald man use product?
ReplyDeleteunless i dont know what product means.
gawker- do you know that you look like humpty dumpty with the bald head and glasses?
You must be thinking of someone else. As far as I know, Humpty Dumpty never stayed in shape by working out in a gym. That is what eventually led to his fall. That and his idli-cheeks, youknowamsayin?
ReplyDeletei presume you are calling me humpty dumpty.
ReplyDeleteProduct like pricy mousse, gel etc. I heard this term first time on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy years ago.
ReplyDeletezambezi : yes you presume rightly.
ReplyDeleteggop : I don't use pricey anything, so no. But I'm not surprised zambezi knew what product meant.
yes, i use product.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you use..Keo Karpin hair oil?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Keo Karpin, Anoop tel - the things people use to not look like Captain Picard.
ReplyDeletei will show you in person.
ReplyDeleteggop : I applied Anoop once a long time ago. Killed off all the houseflies.
ReplyDeletezambezi : You gonna beat me up? Bring it on homie.
Gawker, sdobbidNOW! Quit showing off that you have to shave to get a bald head. What about folks like me who don't have a choice?
ReplyDeleteJ.A.P.