We have these Enzyte commercials here featuring a guy, "Bob" who used to have a small penis until he started taking Enzyte, a natural male-enhancing drug. Now Bob walks around with a creepy grin on his face and a perennial bulge in his pants. His wife (who looks 60 by the way, thus accounting for Bob's previous deflation), is very happy now because until now there used to be a vast gaping void in her life which is now being filled. And these Enzyte commercials chronicle various events in Bob's life which give him an opportunity to showcase his brand new refurbished member. For example, in one such instance, Bob jumps into a swimming pool and when he steps out, his shorts are observed floating in the water as his guests, especially those belonging to the female persuasion, stare transfixed at his luminous chlorine-bleached knob.
They have a number of these commercials, all of which feature Bob and his Jack Nicholson grin as they fight crime and prop up the drooping garden hoses of their neighbours (this is not a euphemism, taking Enzyte really does wonders for your garden hose) by introducing them to this marvellous drug. The following is one of the better ones mostly due to its liberal usage of puns (even though I profess to be someone who hates puns).
The reason I bring up the topic of creepy Bob and Enzyte is because Enzyte appears to have defrauded thousands of its customers by promising them free samples and then placing unauthorized charges on their credit cards. You see, those penis enlargement spammers are not fools. There really IS a market for that stuff.
But the point I am ultimately trying to make is, I wonder how hard CNN had to battle with its conscience in not issuing a headline saying :
"Male-enhancing drug company stiffs its customers"
Aren't you glad you continued reading till the end?
3 comments:
Yes, I am glad I read through the end. But I am wondering about just one thing - how in the heck did you know that the company put fraudulent charges on their customers' credit cards? First hand experience - eh?! :D
It's sounds like the case is firm and solid. They've clearly broken several penal codes. Jacking customers around like that is just wrong. These people should be nailed to the wall!
gettingtherenow : nope learnt about it from CNN. I guess Dr Sanjay Gupta has ED.
robroy : I think you are blowing this into gigantic proportions. Perhaps it would be better if we stopped massaging this topic for now and stuck our fingers into a different pie.
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