Actual things I've said :
To CEO of the last company I worked for in his house on Turkey Hill road : "So, like, are we on a hill right now?"
To a cop who pulled me over doing 75 in a 45 mph zone : "Officer, I was speeding because I wanted to catch the light before it turned red."
Actual things I've seen on the news :
NBC news teaser : "A body was found in a local cemetery. Police are still investigating."
ABC news teaser : "In breaking news, a local woman gave birth on the Vine Street Expressway. Our camera crew went behind the scenes to investigate."
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75 in 45 eh? beats my 60 in 30, or does it?
-naveen
"Officer, I was speeding because I wanted to catch the light before it turned red."
Did he buy it ?
I bet he would have if you were a blonde (and a member of the opposite sex).
Local news teasers (and the news itself) are the funniest things on TV other than Stewardt/Colbert.
He didn't buy it. In fact, he got so pissed that he gave my friend in the backseat who was whispering at me to shut the hell up a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. Never seen anyone get a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt in a backseat before or after that episode.
I thought the driver got the ticket for people not wearing a seatbelt. Or maybe that's only in the magical land of Pennsylvania.
robroy : yes it must be the magic of pennsylvania. but wait this happened in massachusetts. They are crazy people up there anyways.
nocturne : Goddamnit. yes i believe i missed a golden opportunity to sic the hell out of this place.
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