War and Peace

I had set up my screensaver to be a blank screen with the word "Peace" on it. Apparently my Republican colleague came by my desk on monday when I was away from my desk, got pissed off and reset it to the word "War". Sadly for him, I never noticed it all week, and he must have been expecting an angry visit from me, which never happened. So, finally, he came by this afternoon to let me know all about his nefarious activities. I felt so bad for him that I pretended to be livid. I raged at him for defiling my computer and he went back to his cubicle as happy as a man could be. Heck, if a livid liberal is all it takes to make a Republican's day, then so be it.